Quality Ratings: A: Top notch picture and sound, clean as a whistle. B: Strong image, some loss. C: Somewhat fuzzy picture; watchable and adequate for collectors. D: Many generations from source, hard to see; for fanatics only. Click on logo for terms and ordering info!

THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA (1976), for fans of the X-rated ALICE IN WONDERLAND, here's a softcore musical packed to the gills with naked sexploitation starlets and helped along with a dead-sincere perf by the lead; director Raphael Nussbaum was best known for directing PETS and producing THE FEMALE BUNCH; here you'll see Hy Pyke (BLADE RUNNER), Sandy Carey, Olivia Enke (CURSE OF THE ALPHA STONE), Tommy Madden (SWAMP THING), Russ Meyer vet Patrick Wright and wife Tallie Cochrane, Haji, Maria Arnold, Patrice Rohmer (REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS), Wally K. Berns (THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES), Candy Samples, Anne Gaybis (NECROMANCY), and Lauren Chapin (Father Knows Best); comes with vintage commercials and trailers. (feature: 1:42, C)

BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST (1974), Bigfoot captures girls (including Sharon Kelly/Colleen Brennan), and helps some campers (including Uschi Digart and Sandy Carey) threatened by crooks (including Marius Mazmanian); rope-a-dope dumb but fun and chock-full of nudity; includes a big pile of Bigfoot clips and documentaries for a full 2-hour Sasquatch experience! (feature: 0:57, B)

BONNIE'S KIDS (1973), exploitation ace Arthur Marks directed this very '70s road movie, with Tiffany Bolling and Robin Mattson as two hot sisters on the run; great cast: Scott Brady, Steve Sandor, Timothy Brown, Alex Rocco, Leo Gordon, Max Showalter; recommended; with vintage commercials and trailers for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:44, B)

THE BOOB TUBE (1975), painfully bad soap opera/TV parody with a bevy of sexploitations vets: John Alderman, Sharon Kelly, Lyllah Torena (FLY ME), Lois Lane (NYMPHS ANONYMOUS), Marci Barkin (NASHVILLE GIRL), Keith Erickson (VIDEO VIXENS), Becky Sharpe (CONVICT'S WOMEN); with vintage commercials, trailers, and music clips for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:18, B)

CARNAL MADNESS (1974)...no longer available; pick up the VCI DVD.

THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS (1974), sex and murder with amazing cast: Andrew Prine, Tiffany Bolling, Aldo Ray, Ray Danton, Jeremy Slate, Jennifer Ashley (CHAINED HEAT), Teda Bracci (THE TRIAL OF BILLY JACK), Anneka Di Lorenzo (CALIGULA), Mike Mazurki, Dan Seymour, Francine York; with the trailer, vintage commercials, sleazy previews, music clips, and more. (feature: 1:32, B)

CHATTERBOX! (1977), gorgeous Candice Rialson gets in trouble with boss Rip Taylor (?) when her vagina starts speaking for itself (!) in this very '70s sex comedy musical, with Larry Gelman, Irwin Corey, Sandra Gould, Trent Dolan, Robert Lipton, Arlene Martel, and original songs by Neil Sadaka (?!); dir. by Tom DeSimone (PRISON GIRLS, REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS); with vintage commercials, trailers, and shorts for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:13, C)

THE CHEERLEADERS (1972), uncut copy of this ridiculously appealing hard-R teeny-bopper sex comedy. Some of the jokes and situations are so lame as to approach surreal levels of humor; worth more than one viewing. With '70s exploitation god Patrick Wright (GOOD MORNING...AND GOODBYE!, TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST). During one scene the cheerleaders seduce a football player in a theater playing I DRINK YOUR BLOOD! This full-screen print includes more top and bottom visual information than the crop-boxed DVD, which blocks some nudity. (1:23, C)

CHESTY ANDERSON U.S. NAVY (1975), much-requested comedy with SUPERVIXENS' Shari Eubank out to revenge her sister against garbage king Frank Campanella; amazing cast: Rosanne Katon, Tim Carey, Scatman Crothers, Fred Willard, John Chandler, Dyanne Thorne, Uschi Digart, Brenda Fogerty, Betty Thomas; with vintage commercials, trailers, and vintage fun for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:27, B)

FIVE ANGRY WOMEN (1974), very obscure WIP flick from Kent Osborne and Clancy B. Grass III, with Carolyn Judd, Cheryl Waters, Jeff Latham, Erica Campbell, Larry Justin, Von Deming, Bruce Kimball; this print entitled WOMEN UNCHAINED; with vintage commercials, trailers, and music clips for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:21, B)

THE GONG SHOW MOVIE (1980), funny week-in-the-life of Chuck Barris as he deals with auditions and peckerhead network execs; features many scenes censored from the TV series (including a topless Jaye P. Morgan) and a head-exploding cast of retro weirdos: Jack Bernardi, Patrick Cranshaw, Jamie Farr, Rosie Greer, Phil Hartman, Mabel King, Harvey Lembeck, Pat McCormick, Taylor Negron, Tony Randall, Vincent Schiavelli, Rip Taylor; co-written by Robert Downey; with vintage commercials, trailers, and drive-in intermissions for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:28, C)

MRS. STONE'S THING (1970), this print entitled THE SENSUOUS WIFE; this is the Joseph Robertson nudie Ed Wood appeared in after LOVE FEAST; the credits claim Robertson wrote it but the whacked dialogue sure sounds like Wood; most of the film takes place at a big orgy full of weird characters (like Ed Wood dressing in drag); with big Jack King, and a boatload of naked women working under pseudonyms; has some really groovy Hugo Montenegro-style la-la now sound library cuts, too; comes with Ed Wood sexploitation trailers (and others), vintage commercials and clips. (feature: 1:19, C; rough sound)

PANORAMA BLUE (1974), episodic softcore hit with Rene Bond, Uschi, John Holmes, Sandy Dempsey, Linda York and higher-than-norm prod. values; with vintage commercials, trailers, and music clips for two full hours of entertainment! (feature: 1:22, C)

SOMETIMES AUNT MARTHA DOES DREADFUL THINGS (1971), ultra-sleazy Florida exploitation, with Wayne Crawford and Abe Zwick as transvestite killers; Scott Lawrence, William Kerwin, and Brad Grinter appear; comes with commercials, trailers, and clips. (feature: 1:35, B)

STACEY (1973), Playmate Anne Randall is a sexy PI in Andy Sidaris' first film, with Anitra Ford, Marjorie Bennett, Christina Raines; with vintage commercials, trailers, and drive-in intermissions for two full hours of entertainment. (feature: 1:21, B)

VIDEO VIXENS (1973, released in 1975), really dopey movie saved by the presence of a ton of sexploitation regulars and lots of full nudity; Norman Field (A TOUCH OF SWEDEN) is a TV network president who gets his uptight movie critic to host a stag movie awards show, and most of the flick is taken up by this broadcast, including racy commercials; cast includes sleazeball supreme Buck Flower, Sandy Dempsey (SEX PSYCHO), Con Covert (FUGITIVE GIRLS), Robyn Hilton (THE SINGLE GIRLS), Angela Carnon (POOR CECILY), Cheryl Smith (LEMORA), Jack King (THE TOY BOX), Linda York (LOVE GARDEN), Robyn Whitting (THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO), Marius Mazmanian (BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST), Terri Johnson (THE SNOW BUNNIES), Wally K. Berns (BIG BAD MAMA), John Alderman (THE FABULOUS BASTARD OF CHICAGO), Maria Arnold (NECROMANIA), Kimberly Hyde (THE CHEERLEADERS), Keith Erickson (THE BOOB TUBE); director Henri Pachard went on to make a ton of pornos. (feature: 1:18, B)