Quality Ratings: A: Top notch picture and sound, clean as a whistle. B: Strong image, some loss. C: Somewhat fuzzy picture; watchable and adequate for collectors. D: Many generations from source, hard to see; for fanatics only. Click on logo for terms and ordering info!

EXHAUSTED--JOHN C. HOLMES, THE REAL STORY (1981), funny love letter from a female director to the late porn legend John Holmes ("14,000+" women); extensive interviews with John and Seka (who seem to love each other), director Bob Chinn, and people on the street, plus lots of scenes grouped by subject matter (and including Annette Haven, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Wong, luscious Felicia Sanda and many others); BOOGIE NIGHTS fans will have dejá vù. Turns out all of Holmes' stories are totally phony; he was a major basehead at the time and was trying to make a comeback; includes vintage commercials and tons of '70s XXX trailers. (feature: 1:15, C; low sound)

VINCE NEIL/JANINE LINDEMULDER/BRANDY LEDFORD (1993), uncut/unaltered version; sex and good times in Hawaii for Motley Crue singer, beautiful porn star Janine, and gorgeous 1991 Penthouse Pet of the Year Ledford, aka Brandy Sanders, aka Jisel. Yes, this is the full version with an unpixelated view of Ledford/Sanders, hot stuff indeed; comes with fun rock ckips. (feature: 1:29, C)